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Amber M!Get a Nitrozac Portrait... digital illustration or an oil painting!
Wow! You too can join the ranks of famous geeks who have been drawn or painted by the venerable Nitrozac! Send us a photo of the person (or pet!) you'd like to get Nitrozac'd, and she will create a beautiful one-of-a-kind portrait from it.

Steve Gibson!What a great gift for you, your friend, co-workers, or even your boss! What an awesome addition to your desktop, website, home, office, or cubicle! PERFECT for your Facebook or other social networking image!
Add Avatars!
Even cooler, Nitrozac can make a few variations of the drawing, giving it several expressions (normal, laughing, winking, evil grin... see the examples below). We'll send you three different sizes of the four expressions, great for use as avatars! (add $30.00) And you can also get an 300 dpi file suitable for printing for an extra $35.00.

(Please note: Nitrozac will be creating the portrait based on the picture you send in. The best way to get a great portrait is to send in a picture you are happy with. If you need a change of clothing, ie: you want to be drawn in a suit and tie, or you'd like to get rid of the suit and make yourself more casual, that's an extra 25 bucks.)

Nitrozac also offers oil paintings, please see below.

Please note: Nitrozac has many portraits to complete. You can still order a portrait, and we recommend you do now to save a place in the queue, but it is most likely to take up to three weeks for completion.

Digital Portrait by Nitrozac, starting at $95.00



Please include the URL of the photo, or else attach it to an email and send here.

We will contact you shortly to discuss the details of your portrait.


Dyson!For more examples of her portrait work, be sure to check out TWiT.tv, and also the fine folks at Prolecto.com.

Specs:
Full color digital illustration, 72 dpi, created from the photo you provide. If you order a 300 dpi version, it is of course, 300 dpi, and ready for printing.

We can also provide high quality laser prints, on thick 11" x 17" paper, or even buttons! Email us for more details.

Illustrations are intended for personal websites, blogs, podcasts, and similar use only, and are not to be re-published, resold, or repackaged in any other form. If you do wish to use our services for commercial reproduction, such as on t-shirts, commercial products, best selling albums and books, etc., please e-mail for special rates.


When you order expressions, we send three different sizes of each expression... they are great to use as avatars or on your facebook page, in emails, etc! Here's some examples of the expressions, with the kind permission of our pal Michael over at Seaturtle.org! They do awesome work over there, be sure to check them out. :-)

Normal, Evil Grin, Wink, and Laugh!

normalevil grinwink!laugh



Nitrozac oil paintings!
Nitrozac has had a tremendous response to her oil paintings, so she thought she would offer her oil painting services as well.
Specs: oil painting from your submitted photo. 8" x 10'' stretch canvas. Paintings are unframed, but being a stretched canvas on frame, they can be displayed on a wall as is, if you wish.

Two styles of paintings are available: Nitrozac's Classical style or Nitrozac's contemporary style. As an example of these two styles, here are Nitrozac's recent paintings of Steve Jobs...

Oil paintings take several weeks to dry properly, so please consider that when ordering, especially if this is a gift. (Nitrozac can paint in faster-drying acrylics if necessary.) If you require a larger painting, please email us for a quote. Personal photos only please. If you wish to commission a painting of a famous person such as Steve Jobs, please email for a quote.

Oil Painting Portrait by Nitrozac, starting at $495.00
Which style would you like her to paint it in?


Please include the URL of the photo, or else attach it to an email and send here.
Note: Nitrozac requires the best photo possible of someone in order to paint an accurate painting. Photos must be


We will contact you shortly to discuss the details of your painting.



pets too!